Not sure 'felid' is a word, dude. And my wife is a witch. Batting 1000 with your funnies here, lol..
At least she's not a scientologist!
Felid is a word (fancy word for cat). I have no argument with witches who generally tend to not proselytize as far as I can tell. The attempted joke was about ways to get airline missionaries to look elsewhere.
Oh I know, I was just funnin' you. Heck, I thought your cartoon was quite funny! It was not 'attempted' but completed and well told.